My New Obsession: Sparkly Metallic Flats

So right now I am going through a glitter phase. If it’s metallic or blinged, I am buying it. Seriously I look like the rhinestone section of JoAnn Fabrics threw up on me. And by threw up on me, I mean left me with the perfect glow of bedazzled glory. I’m pretty sure a trail of sparkles follows me wherever I go. I am obsessed. This obsession has led me to develop ninja class skills at exploring the depths of the internet and unearthing the best and perhaps weirdest uses of excessive flash out there. This week I have been especially over the moon for shoes with a bold sheen of shimmer. Why should my clothes have all the fun? A girl needs a good pair of boogie flats (or in my case…several).

These are just a few of my favorites. I’ve already bought the first two pairs of flats as you can tell from my sexy oh-no-she-didn’t-bring-that-level-of-sassiness foot modeling. Right now, as we speak, I am resisting the urge to buy those unicorn sneaks. I mean I kind of need them, right? They are unicorns. I mean every girl needs at least one pair of shoes with mythical animals on them. Yes? Yes. I’m glad we agree on this.