So I am going to Jamaica exactly one week from today. Thank the sweet heavens, because after crying over creative differences in ginger bread house building contest yesterday, I have realized I am very desperately in need of some time away from work and some time with alcohol, sun and gratuitous booty shaking. So last night, after what I can only define as the worst day ever, I found myself on amazon thinking about my super fun trip.
Earring Power
And then I began to panic. See, when I lived in Brazil I remember very well a stern conversation my friend Luciana had with me. When girls go out they must always wear cute earrings to attract the eyes of the world. I remember he proceeded to drag me to a market to fill my purse with as many baubles as I could afford to change my barren ear ways. Now I could have reflected on how antiquated this thinking was, but instead I found myself ripping through the pages of Amazon convinced I would not have enough flashy lobe decorations to truly enjoy my vacation. This is what stress and wine do to me- turn me into a one women earring consumption machine.
Drunk Me Strikes Again
I woke up this morning to 21 pairs of earrings in my shopping bag. No joke. 21. I am not sure how I intended to wear 21 pairs of earring over a 4 day stint in the sun- heck I’ll be lucky if I ever make it out of my swim suit. I am sure drunk me had a plan, but given sober me has “taken the wheel,” I need to make some cuts. I am faced with a dilemma, which to choose? The reality is drunk or sober I appear to have great taste. Here are the 21 one pairs of earrings that ended up in my cart primed for purchase, I’d love to hear which you think I should jam in my ears in Jamaica and which I should add to my Amazon wishlist to be purchased by the imaginary person I have convinced myself will someday fall deeply in love with me and will be intent to woo me with internet purchases.
Which Earrings Should I Keep?
Painted Coloured Petal Earrings
Multi-Colored Sequin Hoop Gold Earrings
Natural Agate Slice Geode Earrings
Multicoloured Sequin Hoop Earrings
Enameled Shrimp Door Knockers
POP C Purple Cupcake Earrings
Women’s Simple Gold Box Earrings
Leverback Dangle Drop Earrings in Rainbow
Fashion Straight Shape Silver Earrings
Black Tassel Drop Dangle Earrings
Multi-Bright Statement Earrings
Crystal Loop Beaded Tassels Earring
Black Long Tassel Earrings
Healing Point Dangle Earrings
Maying Multi-color Lightweight Copper Earrings
Tortoise and Blue Kite Earrings
Bohemian Tassel Earrings
V Shape Earrings
Drop Outline Earrings
Cage Crystal Silver Plated Earrings
Rose Gold Spike Stud Earrings
I love all of the multi-colored ones – they are very Caribbean in my opinion. These are officially my favorite: Maying Multi-color Lightweight Copper Earrings
I love those as well, they’re so different!
3, 7, 8, 13, 17, 18, and 21 👌
Buy the multi bright cause they’re orange, leverback cause they sparkle, and the sequin and gold cause they would look cute with a bathing suit at the pool
The sequin and gold would look lovely with like a red swimsuit!
Straight shape silver and multi colored sequin are both fabu! One is in your face fun and the other is eye catching in a there is something about me that caught your attention without saying look at my earrings. Wow, way too much thought put into that random instagram comment. Enjoy your vacay!
The multi-colored sequin hoops..Leverback dangle dops…..fashion straight shape silver earing…black long tassels…..and then for after vacations…you really need to get the cupcake earings and then do an OOTD around them..PLEASE! 😉 Safe travels and enjoy your trip!!
Might be to late (new subbie here), but I agree with the others that the multi colored sequin earrings would look great on you! I Also think the enameled shrimp door knockers and the multi bright statement earrings would look really nice with summer outfits, your going to the Caribbean perfect excuse for bright colors. I also like the pop c cupcake earrings because well.. I have no good reason I just like cupcakes lol, I hope you have a fun and safe trip!!
You don’t need the agate ones, they look too heavy. You have to have the rest.